I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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