Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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