She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
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All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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