dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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