Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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