It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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