I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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