Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
