ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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