I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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