Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
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