I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
This toilet bowl is my home.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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