Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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