I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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