Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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