I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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