I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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