He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
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