Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
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His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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