it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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