He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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