He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
she told me i tasted like america
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
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Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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