She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
What a dumb baby whore.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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