Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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