Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
well I can't set my house on fire every night
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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