im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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