i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
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