He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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