So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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