Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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