What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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