Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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