I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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