the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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