I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
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I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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