He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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