somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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