The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize