So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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