So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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