i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
