guys are not supposed to queef...right?
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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