So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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