Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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