Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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