So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
