no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
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