Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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