hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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