Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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