drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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