even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
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Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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