ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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