Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Hippo gnu deer
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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