Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i think i have two assholes
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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