I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
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Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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