How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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